Tool Bags
+The tool bag who takes 15 minutes to decide what seats he wants in the movie theater with assigned seating. I like the concept of assigned seating, because you can gaurantee yourself a nice spot, but I’ve missed the first five minutes of several movies due to the nitpickiness of the people in fron of me with their seat selectiong. News flash: The screen is 40 feet tall! You can see from wherever you’re sitting! Pick a seat and be done with it
+The tool bag who thinks it’s fun to bring her kids into a starbucks. Kids play. They make noise. They DON’T DRINK COFFEE. Take your kid to a park, tool bag.
+The tool bags who wear crocs. Those shoes are not comfortable, and they’re ugly.
+The tool bags who make out at the taco stand. Really? Does the smell of re-heated double processed beef get you that horny?
+The tool bags who spend all their time at the gym on a cell phone. These tool bags walk around with an air of importance, making business calls at the gym. Is that hip? Does that make you cooler than the stodgy businessmen and hipper than the average joe’s trying to sweat off a few pounds. These tool bags don’t even bother to take the best antioxidant. They don’t care how to relieve stress. And they certainly aren’t trying to develop abs on a high fat diet. They’re toolbags with cell phones at the gym. Case closed.
