How to Deal With Stress in Los Angeles or Canada

When talking about how to deal with stress, I don’t think Canadians are the best source of information. We’re not a very stressful people. We live in the cold, though we don’t feel the need to rush through life to keep us warm. And we’ve got a lot of wide open space, but we don’t have the anguish to fill it all up. Some might say Canadians are downright boring, but really it’s just because we’re so relaxed with the way we are. Maybe the great north is the best antioxidant a body could get.

Now about Canadian girls. Generally I like them, though I must admit I’m more partial to the American brand (the one’s that aren’t fatties, take no offense please). I believe Canadian girls are generally healthy, but the American girls are the ones who obsess over vegetarian diets and protein alternatives, and organic whole foods, and vitamins and nutrients and exercise. Sometimes, American girls go to far, which we call anorexia, but that’s for another post.

There’s a few canadian girl celebrities right now. Ellen Page and Rachel McAdams are both Canucks. But I like Rachel McAdams as a more exemplary Canadian, she’s got a little more hearth about her.

Anyway, I’m no expert, I have neither a Canadian girlfriend, nor an American one. But I’m working on it, I’m working on it. And I’m in L.A. so how hard could it be? I’ll just tell people I’m a producer or something.